VIUMUN 2011: The most ridiculous quotes
By: Sara Boulet
United Kingdom- Security Council
”We made Al Shabab go boom.”
“France didn’t even show up, jerks…”
“People attacking the Russian Peace Corps are worse than terrorists.”
“The United Kingdom personally thinks that South Africa and Russia are sore since they didn’t get to participate in the raid.”
“We apologize for stopping a nuclear explosion.”
(This was stated with the USA Security Council member)
Somalia
“We think that’s way better than having some nukes go off.”
The United States of America-Security Council
“After the statements made by South Africa and Russia, the United States of America feels that they must support terrorist groups possessing nuclear arms.”
“We have all these rockets and don’t know what to do with them.”
Brazil-Security Council
“Why are you in the United Nations if you are acting on your own?”
Afghanistan- WHO
“Silence, I kill you!”
“You don’t bomb Allah, Allah bomb you.
Afghanistan- General Assembly
“Shove it in ya mouth.”
“Oh my Allah! I bomb you. You disagree I bomb you!”
Nooooo! Richard please put back the horny Mexicans quote! It was the best!
ReplyDeleteSorry all. Formal request from the executive, considering parents and the like may read this afterwords. Safety precaution and pretenses towards maturity and the like.
ReplyDeleteFair enough i suppose we ought to keep up the pretense :P
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