Weekly World News

 SOMALIA SAVES BABIES FROM ZOMBIE HITLER

February 27, 2011. 12:09PM PST

By: The Ghost of Winston Churchill

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            Groundbreaking events happened in Somalia today as the Somali’s rescued babies from the terrible clutches of terrorist group Al-Shabaab. It has been confirmed that Al-Shabaab kidnapped approximately 300 babies in an attempt to train them for combat against the Transitional Federal Government. The leader of this evil plan was Adolf Hitler, brought back to life by the Al-Shabaab terrorists.

            The TFG reports that Al-Shabaab had been secretly training members in dark magical practices in order to raise Hitler from the grave. These Al-Shabaab members were successful in bringing Hitler back from the dead, but with a small complication. Somali’s reported in terror that Adolf Hitler seemed to be a zombie.  Citizens who saw Hitler have given detailed information on his appearance, and we believe him to have looked something like this:

                                               

            As Hitler was assembling the babies in secret headquarters, angry Somali’s burst into the building and opened fire. Members of the Al-Shabaab fled the area, and their whereabouts are unknown. Zombie Hitler and a few wounded Al-Shabaab members were taken into custody of the Somali’s, where they were interrogated about their intentions. The TFG showed up to investigate, and found that zombie Hitler could give no translatable information as he was indeed, a zombie. Zombie Hitler was executed with a shot to the head, and the crisis was over. Thanks to the brave Somali people, the babies have been returned to their worried families.

            This crisis has showed the world that the Somali people can overcome their hardships

and act as heroes. Hopefully they can use this incident to realize their power of good intentions, and bring the Al-Shabaab reign to a permanent end.